I could tell that interviewer was from the UK before he even opened his mouth. Perhaps it’s their collective bird-like-qualities.  

Trump’s powers are rendered completely useless by a single follow-up question. A single “what do you mean” turns him into a deflated soccer ball.

What if y’all pool some money together (like 1 billion dollars) and offer it to Trump to not run and step down. Does he say no?

I, personally, think this is funny. 

Literally Jade Helm happening and the only people who were worried about the Jade Helm farce are, what, on vacation? In a meeting?

It’s been done to death with silence from the NRA and “Defenders of Liberty/Tyranny-Fighting Cosplayers” but Alex Jones (who made 4 fucking documentaries called POLICE STATE) being pro-cop in this scenario is boot-lickingly hilarious. I don’t know how he’s able to stand under his own power.

All eyes are on the WNBA.

Why not “Old Talk Show Man, [size of feet], sheds mortal coil”?

“I was really excited she liked our masks, I started it two weeks after the pandemic. I literally put my blood sweat and tears into it.”

“I tend to be attracted to black and Latin chicks, and Asian chicks,” he said, citing the influence of the twelfth-century Provençal troubadour Guiraut de Bornelh.

I’m pleased to report that I have no idea who this is.

Ah, sorry, I misread. 

When had Canadian active cases gone down to zero? I must have missed that.

What ended up doing in Bin Laden in the end was an illegal u-turn.

Shitting my pants to own the libs. 

These people are so lazy. They can’t even pretend to do their jobs.

This list makes me feel 1000 years old. 

That interview reads like someone with space madness. 

Very surprised to learn that a gamer and French-Canadian is revealed to be a shitty guy.

How dare you