Why not “Old Talk Show Man, [size of feet], sheds mortal coil”?

“I was really excited she liked our masks, I started it two weeks after the pandemic. I literally put my blood sweat and tears into it.”

“I tend to be attracted to black and Latin chicks, and Asian chicks,” he said, citing the influence of the twelfth-century Provençal troubadour Guiraut de Bornelh.

Webcrawler.com was my go-to. I would exclusively use it to to search “boobs”.

I’m pleased to report that I have no idea who this is.

Ah, sorry, I misread. 

When had Canadian active cases gone down to zero? I must have missed that.

What ended up doing in Bin Laden in the end was an illegal u-turn.

Shitting my pants to own the libs. 

These people are so lazy. They can’t even pretend to do their jobs.

This list makes me feel 1000 years old. 

That interview reads like someone with space madness. 

I live in a city that (in North America) is only more populated than NY, LA and Mexico City and yesterday we had only 34 new cases.

Very surprised to learn that a gamer and French-Canadian is revealed to be a shitty guy.

How dare you 

You sound guilty af. 

Imagine Jared Kushner being the ‘woke’ person in your crew.

Counterpoint; it’s both mean and funny.

When white people express interest in eastern spirituality it’s predicated on their idea that non-white people are magic.

Up sucked.