That’s a weird rule!

Face like a goddamn catcher’s mitt on that broad. 

Prepare your shocked face when it’s revealed just where the stimulus is going.

OPEN UP THE COMMENT SECTION YOU COWARDS

Fair. I agree, truckers should be prepared to shoot people with guns. 

You’re right, those truckers should shoot those people. 

truck drivers traveling along Interstate 44 in Oklahoma have been some of his biggest customers

Sniffing glue while assuring myself that hypocrisy like this will once again have any consequences whatsoever.

They probably meant that his state was one that would mirror someone who was high on methamphetamines next to a male escort that had OD-ed on methamphetamines.

Biden gets a case of indigestion and resigns in her favor...

Trump has that Mr Burns ailment, where he has every disease but they all just bump into one another and never cause him any issues. 

My racist dad no longer has confidence in the fat idiot. 

/turns on Eternal Atake 

In the land of no toilet paper, the Tushy man is king. 

Thank you Mac. Reports now coming through that Trump has moved to Little St. James Island while he waits out the pandemic. Stay tuned for The Masked Singer at 8. 

A nice detail was that the door wasn’t even there until the camera panned back.

I hope you’re referring to Trump and not Bernie.

The issue is that he sees everything as a communication issue. Some things actually take work. 

Conservatives don’t care about you. Sports at the top of the hour.

Goddamit, we’re gonna have to hear about Hunter Biden for another few years now.