That man probably hasn’t had a solid stool since the finale of Seinfeld.

“Thus, Netflix reportedly offered or paid [Chris] Rock, [Dave] Chapelle, [Ellen] Degeneres, and [Ricky] Gervais forty (40) times more per show than it offered Mo’Nique, and it offered [Amy] Schumer twenty-six (26) times more per show than Mo’Nique,”

If you haven’t, I’d recommend picking up A Lesson Before Dying. Very moving and still, unfortunately, relevant today.

Jim Spanfeller took 18 flights with Jeffrey Epstein. 

Not really, because it should actually be Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment vs. City Football Group, rather than the individuals. If we want to talk about “access” to money, including the Sheik, we could add the heirs to the Rogers fortune as well (the kids).

TFC is owned by Rogers And Bell (the two biggest media conglomerates in Canada). Together, they inarguably have more money than Sheik Mansour bin Zayed al-Nahayan.

If I was a T-Wolves fan, this would make me suicidal. 

Kaleb James Cole. Three names and first-name-is-a-last-name demographic.

Ray J is the Forrest Gump of our time. He’s gonna end up being the first person to walk on Mars, I swear.

I am a they-are-being-pulled-up-by-their-ropes-truther and will not be taking any questions.

Every Marvel movie feels like an excuse to make the next one. 

“Hey look over there” isn’t gonna work this time, my dude.

That’s fair. Though, I’ve read Colour Out of Space, Roadside Picnic and Book 1 of Southern Reach (trying not to sound smug, I promise), and the latter two just would not exist without the former. It’s more than just the first; most that followed are reminiscent of it. My thinking is that the author of this article…

It’s pretty strange to write a brief history of The Zone and not bring up The Colour Out Of Space. That novel is basically page one in the history of Zones.

Personally, I think it’s the poets that deserve it most. 

The nation’s highest court on Wednesday is set to review the life sentences handed down in the early aughts to a then-teenage Lee Boyd Malvo, convicted of multiple murders as an active accomplice of John Allen Muhammad, the serial killer known as the D.C. Sniper—a review that has even won the support of some whom…

Oppressive regimes buy sneakers too  

Unlike the other Big 4 sports, NFL contracts are not guaranteed. All of them essentially say “we can stop paying you when we want for any reason”. (There are signing bonuses which are paid out, generally regardless, but otherwise NFL contracts are not contracts in the usual sense of the word.)

Lemme get that table for you

“Whilst”