well there is not a lot of birds in major cities in china. (people catch and eat them)

Nah, but in the video someone tried to tie it to Grand Theft Auto... despite that game was not on the hitlist...

I like your asshole nice and tight, too.

I see Hiro is alive and well.

i dont see anyone groping...

Man there's so much history behind the Bearlin Wall.

The Berlin Wall.

Don't they mean the BEARlin wall...

Shinjuku Station in Tokyo is the busiest train station in the world. And this video brings it to life with haunting beauty.

Here's some advice from a guy who's in a great long-term relationship with a girl he met via online dating. I'm also a gamer and a massive (I do mean MASSIVE) Star Trek nerd, so I think some of this stuff will apply to the more classically geek among you. (Trek aside I'm more Deadspin than Kotaku, but that's another…

Or backdoor, if she's into that.

I heard that they have Kit Kat parties where people throw Kit Kats at each other. It's potentially dangerous because being hit in the eye with a Kit Kat can be quite painful. So in order to take part you have to sign a wafer...

Exactly...how can you write an entire article, and even go there yourself, only to say 'oh by the way I didn't try any'...unacceptable!!!

Yikes that Diamond Mashup is offbeat 60% of the time. Perhaps some tempo adjustment on the vocals would have helped. Problem is that they are two items tossed into the pot with no "seasoning".

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I already know that hate I'm gonna catch here but fuck it.

Anyone else craving a hotdog suddenly?

I like the part where her face is all "fuck yeah...puppet nipple sex? I'm into that"

Such as directly to the forehead

That's the problem with humor that relies solely on shock and pop culture. For instance, who the fuck is Eli Manning? (Yeah okay I Googled his name but I still don't understand why anyone should know or care who he is or why puppies have anything to do with it.)

'taint gonna happen.