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Eh, they’re not so bad. Given that they’ve taken up the mantle of political reporting since Gawker went away, I miss being able to make insightful and bitingly funny political comments.

Me.

Google would always win because it can send Boston Dynamics robots to unplug Facebook’s servers.

From 30HP

She also organizes my colognes and combs.

AAAAAAAAAAAND it’s a butt hole.

well...considering how fat she is...my bet is eat. ... ... ...probably has a deep fryer in her other hand.

Just get choking hazards recognized as GRAS ingredients, that’s what they do with everything else...

NoWeDontWellOKSomeOfUsDoWeEmployALotOfPeopleWhatTheyDoInTheirSpareTimeIsntOurBusinessAndTheresNothingWrongWithDoingThatAnyway

"I removed the seats to save on weight."

In fact: since I started this writing thing in 2013, I've met up with roughly 75 different Jalopnik readers – and the results of these meetings have ranged from "best friend" to "holy crap what excuse should I make to get out of here." In other words: in this world of social media and public profiles, the stigma of an…

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

Well of course they are going to deny it now! As Yogi Berra once admitted, "I never said most of the things I said."

I'm an atheist, but if I'm wrong, and if Christianity is right, I look forward to my own day of judgment when they review my life and say, "You were a good father and husband. You don't murder. You never steal. For the most part, you lived an honest life. However, you did say goddammit or Jesus Christ between…

Eh, it seems a lot less like a "MIND BLOWN" and more like a "MY BODY IS READY". Or even a "Here comes the sh*tstorm..."

I stared at the two boxes for several minutes, before going with Y on the basis that Yveltal really wanted a hug:

Somebody forgot to select the Frustration-Free Packaging.

I hope the rest of you read this and took it to heart.