I have no idea how you misread that but...

I'm a little not okay with you shitting yourself and then soaking in a tub. The shit is still there.

this was just to brag that you had lobster and stayed at a nice hotel :-)

You’re not alone. But we’ll have to take our talk to the tunnels below before the villagers rip us apart.

I used to act out the white diamonds commercial for my mom and grandma using bedsheets and my dress up jewelry they loved it.

a guy from England, with the accent to match

When it said "grinder", I thought they meant like a hoagie.

Outside the coasts, Gina is a size that is completely acceptable and desirable to many men, including educated, affluent men of any ethnicity. The tyranny of size is much, much worse on the coasts. Yes, size shaming happens everywhere, but there really is more acceptance of it in the middle.

I didn't! was it great?

did you ever get to see the Marijuanalogues?

I love Getting Doug With High, and Doug Benson in particular.

#notalllions

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

I'd send you a video of me making pizza with my kids, but it definitely wouldn't make you cry. You'd see them fighting over cheese, me repeatedly saying, "no, stop, wait! Don't touch that! Stop hitting your brother! STOP!!" Two of them woukd get in a fight, one would start crying, then I'd give up and order them out…

Hey everyone! My partner of 7 years and I were married today! My parents flew down to join us and it was a beautiful day. We're legal!

Ugh I've been waiting for this. My period is like a week and a half late. I've taken a couple of EPTs and they're negative. I don't have any symptoms, period or otherwise. My boobs aren't sore, I'm not exhausted or anything, I just feel so grouchy like I always do right before my period. I am so stressed about it. I'm…

Maybe it's her expression? Her sternness? It's not that she's "not pretty", I have no opinion or right to comment on that, it's . . . she's stern and very odd-looking, and always has been.

we get it. you're madonna. you're so cool and hip and not feeling insecure about aging at all.

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.