Dangit, someday I'm going to get out of the grays. Maybe I need to post more clever animated gifs.

Is it somehow not clear to you that this particular dude would have been a total monster who was a threat to everyone who went into his dungeon? Because it's pretty clear to me. I seriously doubt he murdered his wife in order to become a good dom who respected his subs and did the training necessary to avoid…

I don't think anyone will read this, but here goes:

It could be a musical, all the battles are actually rap battles. Rick Ross could be the Kraken.

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

STAY AWAY (seriously. stay away!)

Today was my first normal Saturday after leaving my abusive and controlling husband. It's been a little over a week since I left....and I feel absolutely amazing. I have no regrets and this feeling of freedom is incredible! I'm free! I'm free! I can do what I want without feeling like I am walking on eggshells…

I can't even make myself hate-watch this Kroeger/Hagar collaboration, like I physically cannot make myself click the link, so congratulations on finding the one thing that's too dark even for me.

An omen: You will have many children, but most of them will not survive.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

There are now officially two things on this planet that make me feel broody. Little kids wearing so much ski gear they look like the Michelin Man and can only move by waddling, and this picture.

Can we please not call them "pro-vaxxers?" We don't call all tenured biologists pro-evolutionists or all board certified physicians pro-AIDS-truthers. There's no such thing as a pro-vaxx person or physician. There are normal, functional, educated people, and there are vaxx-deniers, AIDS-deniers, and evolution deniers.…

TEAM WEED

Wine and weed. Only because Jameson isn't on the list.

This is my single favorite idea for a March Madness bracket ever. Well-goddamn-played.

I'm sad to say that I observed the trend of wearing overalls with only one strap done.

A professional camera does not a professional photographer make.

Before watching this I'd like to say that Dax's face in the still frame of the video does not look like someone I'd want to fuck with.

Maybe Ted talked her to death, Brenda Chenowith-style.