I see what you did there.
Your username just made me choke on my Cocoa Pebbles.
ALL tub baths are gross to me. You're basically stewing in your own filth! I'm not "ocd" in general, but tub baths I just can't get past.
When my daughter (who’s now 21) was 2, I took her to an egg hunt that was much like those described here: PARENTS running over little kids to get eggs. My daughter left empty-handed, with me ranting fiercely about all those assholes, and it’s all captured on video. I never took my kids to another public egg hunt…
Not great quality, but funny stuff. It's a riff on The Vagina Monologues.
I was in the same position while job hunting last year. 2 days before the interview, my paranoia forced me to stalk, er...scope out the place where I was interviewing at the end of the work day to see what all the employees were wearing as they left.
When I suspected I was pregnant with my daughter (late for my period, had not used a condom on a couple of occasions), I didn't have any symptoms either besides not having my period. I was at least 4 (maybe 5?) weeks late and had taken 4 or 5 EPTs when I finally went to the doctor and their urine test also showed…
Ugh please get Madge's ass off my screen. o_O. I get it, she's trying desperately to remain relevant to the youts instead of reigning as the innovator and trailblazer and basically Professor Emeritus that she is, but I swear I've seen enough of her ass.
I called my best friend and made her log on and we read the "How to Survive the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug" post together. We were hysterical. Thanks for all the ugly cackle-laughs! Best of luck!
First, I'm sorry this is happening. Making plans to leave is one of the most dangerous times for someone in an abusive relationship. Please put your safety above all else.
Your local domestic violence program is a great place to start; many have legal staff or resources to help.
You're goddamn right.
So awesome! Hooray!
Just reading that snippet made me think of my safe word.
I can see this....you're not alone~
Me too! I couldn't ride any rides after eating, my stomach isn't what it used to be. Besides, food is always better than a ride!
Thanks, I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask, just so you knew I was interested. Congrats on getting this gig, I enjoy your posts!
ACK! May I please pretty please with a cat gif on top be ungreyed here? I promise to be good. :-D