So, can I be the guy?


// THAT. FIRST. EPISODE. THO.

She's not unhinged. Woody is an evil man who molested his stepdaughter, broke his family, and raped his 7 year old daughter.

THIS. Pulling the most reprehensible shit possible and throwing up your hands in wry surprise when people react with justifiable outrage is a sure sign of sociopathic tendencies.

Christ, if I found out my boyfriend was fucking my daughter, this card would be the least of his worries. Pins would not be stuck in a fucking card.

I find it strange that Mia's apparent....instability is being used by some people to defend Woody Allen from Dylan's accusations.

"Her husband having an affair with her own daughter"...

BOOM. This is the truth.

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

Yep. When you realized she could have slashed his tires, burned his clothes or done something else petty, this card is pretty much classy in comparison.

Right? I'm not a violent person, but this shit would be enough to make me snap.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Obviously, this is my own personal opinion, but if my partner for 12 years and the man I had 3 children with started an affair with my daughter from a previous marriage and essentially destroyed my family without much remorse, he would be lucky to only get this as his valentine.

Is this more fucked up than him having an affair with her daughter?

one month after discovering that her boyfriend of 12 years was having an affair with her 20-year-old daughter

And all the horns should play La Cucaracha!

I'm sorry, where in my comment did I start a discussion on the ethics of eating meat? Nowhere. Now, either agree with me that PETA is messed up and be done with it, or go argue with someone else.

OH GOD BOOBS. BOOBS BEING USED FOR THEIR BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION! BOOBS NOT BEING USED AS EROTIC PROPS FOR MENFOLK?!!!

Nice try, DEA