I was just leaving a hospital in Boston last week and overheard some total Townie mom raving about him. "That Bruno Mahs, I'll have to buy his CD! Such a talent, that boy!"

Nobody sees the wizard! Not no way, not no how!

Counterpoint: But, why do the right thing when it's more profitable to do the wrong thing?

But, but... CLICKS!

it breaks my heart that he had 23 years sober and yet still ended up succumbing to the horror that is addiction. not one of us is safe from it.

Jews are 2% and they had Seinfeld

As someone who was on piss test hiatus at one point in the not-so-distant past, I feel your pain so hard.

Well the goody-goody thing is a problem. The availability thing shouldn't be, at least not for long. If you live anywhere in America, you likely know at least one stoner. You just don't know it because they don't fit the stereotype of a typical burnout. And those are the best people to get weed from because they're…

Remember something my parents told me:

There is someone in your circle of friends who smokes on the reg. You just don't know because they keep it under wraps and present as goody goody too. Theres one in every group.

That's the saddest thing I've read all day

Thank god, it's finally here. My day was incomplete!

Does anyone else find the sheer implication of this life hack a little funny? I mean, if you are wondering on 50 or 100 separate occasions whether you're pregnant ...

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

I find that it helps to think of it in terms of how many dollars it would take to get unaltered pictures of Lena Dunham.

I agree with what you're saying. I wasn't arguing that they had a united enough structure to be considered a civilization for the purposes of the game. I was just arguing against the idea that they were completely without order or structure. We had tribes before we evolved into modern humans.

Maybe the Kardashians.

Believe it or not, everyone on earth was organized into some sort of society before Europeans set out to discover them. No group of people was just running around wild without any sort of order or tribe.

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?