I'm sorry. I understand what that's like, just a different reason for the void is all. It would be wonderful to feel a dad's arms around your shoulders and his care. I get it...

Ha, I did that too. I'm only 24! I shouldn't have to Urban Dictionary the hip new slang! :C

I don't know why but it reminded me of a Wet Seal store.

I'm a Midwesterner but I type with an Irish brogue.

ooohh Chicago.. What did they pay you for this? Robin Icke you're not allowed to mess with my mom's favorite band.

Agree. And I'm a little ticked off that he posts that bullshit incessantly but is out of the grays. I make well thought out and researched comments and got unfollowed and kicked back to the grays. Obviously I'm quite bitter about it (still).

Well, I googled it and nothing came up, so I can only assume he made it up and is trying to get it to catch on.

Lorde!

Her Madgesty's outfit is channeling the preacher from Poltergeist

You are a good mother to take this seriously.

Who forgets their vagina? Mine comes with me everywhere I go. Now my wallet - my WALLET I sometimes forget. And occasionally my phone.

No, I don't want any yeast infections, thanks.

UGH! Summers Eve is the worst! Never use it.

All these things were things my pediatrician told me - and frankly, they helped more than several expensive things the dermatologist told me to do. The drying with paper one was like, 50% of my acne gone.

It's like anything else— if he were a toddler that was sitting too close to the television or putting a picture book right up to his face to see the pages, you'd take him to an eye doctor because he probably needs glasses.

Ok, here is what I learned in my 27 years with acne:

My mom got me a prescription for Retin-A when I was a teenager and the difference it made to my life was extraordinary. I thank you for calling up the doc tomorrow and helping your son to get it sorted. I didn't ask my mom to do it— she foresaw a problem and jumped on it, just like you are.

And that could very well happen, as we all know kids can be very mean. I went through this with my daughter for about five years and it was hell for both of us. We started with the pediatrician but ended up seeing a dermatologist regularly. She is now a sophomore in college and while she still has occasional…

I just noticed your username—awesome! I'm in the middle of a birth control pill change so I've been moodyforamonth.

Give him a pack of Yes to Carrots facial wipes (prob the tomato kind). As a former gross teen turned still kinda gross adult, I find these to be more effective than the washes. I'm too lazy to shower everyday (St. Ives green tea scrub when I do, BTW) and wipes are an easier habit to keep up for me. Plus, I never…