Or maybe we should all realize that women are meant to have a bit of roundness in the belly region and it's not all bad.

You don't know very many assholes, then! Lucky.

Thanks for the inspiration! Party dog with Steve Buscemi eyes. :)

People who do this (intentionally) are the WORST. Blowing pot smoke in your dog's face (or even worse, feeding them THC-laced food) is not funny. And yet, some shitstain inevitably thinks it's some kind of HILARIOUS JOKE. Ugh.

I just keep hearing Jim Gaffigan... "afffter hooours".. from the Hotel track on Mr. Universe.

It probably won't be THAT not safe for work!

Jez,

And yet, it does happen.

Gonna keep commenting so we can push this to the top.

You are an ISO certified genius.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for debt forgiveness, I can tell you I don't have a drop down menu for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you set…

And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for…

I know I'm totally missing the point, but I really do not want to go to India right now and I don't want anyone else to.

At least he probably doesn't own a sex toy. So he has that going for him.

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

This article is so sex shaming it boggles the fucking mind. Every single sentence delivers a new shiny turd of self righteousness. I have about 20 word I want to call you right now, I will refrain. I carry the hope that this post follows you around for the ages and all men and/or women who wish to copulate with you…

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

Having kids means making sacrifices.

I mean... you do realize the irony of saying this on this article, right? Here we have a man who is vicariously in the position of getting all the free sex he wants from straight men, and the whole experience left him so shaken that he had to quit just after 2 hours and decided to write a huge ass post about it on…

Sexier every year.