You totally should have said it. I love shaming my male colleagues with stuff like that. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT THE ANSWERS TO. oh and also, I'm a f-ing adult and if I need to call in about something then trust that it's for an actual reason that warranted it and not "going to get a massage"

The worst part was I was supposed to work a double-shift that day, but had to call out for the morning and then I came in for the night (it was actually a little more complicated than that, but that's the easiest explanation). And they were not pleased. So when I came into work after dealing with that, I had to…

Ughhh. I have a pretty healthy sense of "fuck it, it's a vagina. It's not terribly pretty and it sometimes smells weird" but I still would've been embarrassed.

I would chalk that up to a top 10 worst experience of one's life!

FUCK! Ugh. Fucking hell.

That's exactly what she needs to do. Actually that's what a lot of other reality people need to do.

I always said this about people who go to romantic comedies without a "sense of irony"... like, what it is like to be the person who doesn't watch a romcom and completely pick it apart? I would like to experience that once or twice or so.

I'm really rooting for Amber. She had a nasty case of postpartum depression and was really angry, it was hard and gut-wrenching watching her on television. Honestly, she made some very adult decisions to get help for her own sake and her daughter's so I hope she has great recovery and life.

Can I argue that introducing my fist to your face counts as free speech too, Masshole?

Sorry, I can't. For some reason, the whole "take your candy" thing has always made me squeamish. I still can't watch that flashback scene in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey where Ted's little brother is upstairs crying because Ted ate all his Easter candy. I don't even know why. My older brother was a complete shit, but as…

Who would willingly send their child into a tantrum for no reason? That's not behavior you want to encourage. And it's just rude.

I strongly disapprove of parents emotionally torturing their children for entertainment.

the decoy was approached by nearly 20,000 people

Ugh. Hiddleston... This video made me pregnant.

I just googled it - it is on the list, but I just realized I've seen it before! That is a fantastic movie, and now I'm extremely excited to watch it again!

ah! me too.

A few years ago my cousin and I were chatting and the subject of domestic violence came up. Twice I had been hit by boyfiends (insanely appropriate typo) and so I Knew All About It. I expressed the opinion that if a woman stuck around after the first time, she deserved it. This opinion was informed by the privilege…

Good advice. I'll, um, tell him when I see him.

He did. It was creepy as fuck.

"It was sent by Fiona, who killed the minotaur..."