I like ion! You should call him Ion just for fun...and to annoy his parents.

That drives me nuts. WHAT IS THE POINT. On a non-backwards note, I know someone that named their daughter Oliveeha, and I cannot help but say it as Oh-li-VEE-hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa every time.

Worst name ever? Nevaeh. Ne-fucking-vaeh.

This is very surreal because I dated someone who was similar - too much to drink and he'd get rough - though more often he would do things like hit the wall just beside my head when I was sitting in bed. He was a totally different person after too much to drink, would tell me crazy stuff like that I would never be…

When I was younger, early 20's, I had a BF that would become a little abusive when he got drunk. Never hit me in the face (that's would make it too public, dontcha know) but would drag me by my hair around the apartment, hold my arms so hard I'd have those finger bruises, etc, etc. The apology the next day was always…

Albert, I absolutely love your recipes and the way you describe them. I also wonder at how similar are tastes are. Too bad for those who don't agree, because we win at awesome foodies.

I can't believe that gif made me smile. I must not be too heart-broken.

"I also brag on fb about my awesome deals and sometimes even post pictures"

I think the only way to do coupons is to view it as a sport and enjoy it. If you can't get into and have a good time, there is no point.

I'm a social worker and I typically work with children (so DEFINITELY a mandated reporter). What you are experiencing is really common when it comes to filing a CPS report. The thing to remember is that by filing a report you are not saying "This child is definitely being abused, take this child away from his parents,…

Today, I realized that my ex-boyfriend (from whom I'd never really disentangled) does not, despite his repeated assertions, care about me. I'm an idiot for staying so willfully blind to that for so long, but the tipping point was after he knew I got stranded in an unsafe place last night, and he not only (a) didn't…

Most serious drinkers I know own various swag with alcohol company brands on them, talk about their exploits over the weekend, tell stories about drinking in general, try to get people to go to bars/parties with them..

But yeah fuck people for being enthusiastic about something they enjoy.

What if we would prefer for you to post an even longer version? Like a director's cut.

Buuuulllllshit. Weed is great. Because it gets you high.

Because "coolness" is the reason to smoke or not smoke weed. (massive eye roll)

I mean, it's basically just cobbler with a crunchier topping. You could use blackberries or raspberries or pears or cherries or whatever. But, use apples. Giving a damn about what foods your kid likes and dislikes is friggin' ridiculous.

Hey, just to head off any complaints about how this is tl;dr or whatever, I went ahead and posted a simple list of ingredients and quantities and basic cooking steps over on my personal Kinja blog. We're gonna try this out with future Foodspins to make the recipes easier to follow for at-home cooks.

Cherry pie looks like heaven and tastes amazing. Your face entirely lacks sensory organs.

Shhh. Leave them in their ignorance. More for those of us who realize that you're supposed to remove the shell from the dootlin' things.

That's a pie full of coagulated blood.