No doubt. He and Jason Biggs can fuck off of tweet beat for all I care.

Lil Debbie, once again, is the voice of a generation.

hahaha. I wonder if that's why I like it: I'm quite pro-early 90s britpop. :)

Spontaneous Moustache stares harshly at his bitter rival.

Am I officially an Old now? I recognize only 25% of the names here, and even so, I understand only 10% of what is happening.

I was hoping you'd say that

Depends on the pepperoni...with the good stuff, this sounds amazing. With the Hormel stuff that's probably made of ground ferret assholes, less so.

You need to work on your understanding of how the law works.

ALL sexual contact with 8 year olds is considered rape, because little kids can't consent to sex.

If you can't understand that, this guy will break it down for you

"origin story," like a Sex superhero?

I like the cut of your jib, sailor!

I bet Jack Dickey uses American cheese in his lasagna.

People like you are like MRAs. On every article about fat-shaming, somebody has to chime in with "But people are skinny-shamed too! Being fat isn't the only source of ridicule! Derailment Derailment Derailment". It's like how every article about women being raped is met with comments by MRAs "Men get raped too, you…

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

"My mom was def the source on this National Enquirer piece," writes Dunham. Her Fonzworth Bentley remains unidentified.

"I do not actually wish for a talentless hack to go walk into fire and stand there, burning to death."

My husband always jokes about getting an "Emperor" bed, which he invented and is the size of 2 double beds, but I know he's not really joking.

I still have dreams that I am trapped into working there. I think it just took me back to 6th grade mean girl stuff...ie all talk stops when you enter a room, finding out there is a party everyone has been invited to, but not you....etcetc..

The worst is when you get hated BECAUSE you are competent. I had a job last year where everyone hated me because the Head Management hated me because she knew I was more qualified and educated and she was intimidated. It was soul crushing because I did not know it at the the time. It all came out when she got fired…

Oh god, my eldest did that once! We woke up to the sound of splashing from a great height, knew immediately what it was, and then found out that he'd managed to hit a massive stack of books. I tried to explain to him that puking ON the bed would mean just one set of bedding to wash, whereas spattering it from five…