Exactly.

Ugh. When I read this I intended to go home and put a sticker over my laptop webcam, but forgot. MUST DO THIS!

she waxed the kid's eyebrows. when the kid was 2.

Toilet paper roll cover. Albeit a very expensive one. That's the image I can't get out of my head. The kind that sit on the back of your grandmother's toilet tank.

This dress is just so unflattering on a lot of levels. It makes her look like 100x bigger than her normal size.

Except the context was there: two people were trying to get NPH to do something he was uncomfortable with simply for their sexual gratification. That is degrading, not the act of twerking in general. That is consistent independent of race, gender, or sexual orientation. "Twerking on comand" not just twerking because…

You are sick and I would like to get you help.

I'm no biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure that would bring on the apocalypse

Someone please twerk with one of these.

The men with big dicks..... Never discuss it's size. In my experience this has held true for many years and many men. I am too old to care if that sounded slutty.

I vacuum the house so good!

that's like, vintage Jezebel right there. nice!

I'll never forget that.

Never forget "Lesbian Shitasses," Scott Baio. #neverforget

knock knock!

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

It's so long that it stopped growing in a single straight direction.

Is it me or is that middle finger unusually long? I'm feeling extra violated.

Have you ever seen George's son? He's George 2.0!

Bustin' down stereotypes!