Frequent, extended, daytime sex is the only thing that makes unemployment bearable.

CUTE CARDIGAN

Since I can infer from your duck comment that you think I am, in fact, a cunt, I have this to say:

Right on right back atcha! *fistbump*

Thank you! Well, my first comment just said "FUCK YOU JOAN RIVERS", but I did some deep breathing since then. ;)

I don't think the real Jerry Sandusky would have even made that joke.

By way of minor correction, while Saatchi initially denied (or at least minimised) the strangling he has subsequently confessed to the assault and received a caution (presumed to be a simple caution, possibly a conditional caution I have seen no definite statement on that from the metropolitan police or the crown…

Actually I think it comes from towing the line along a towpath (a rope attached to a barge in a canal), so yes. It's a bit confusing since it seems that either would work.

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