@Mabimab: I was going to say the same thing!

So THAT'S why my hair stinks so bad. Hmph. All this time I thought it was the booze and cigarette smoke.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Exactly how I feel! Heh!

Check out the chick in the upper right of the background...she's all "Was that Winona Ryder? But who the hell's the leprechaun she's with?"

Mother Cabbage is dilated 10 leaves apart.

If my husband brought someone home and told me I need a corset, I'd bring a crush someone home and tell him he needed a bigger dick.

@Pinkosaurus: That's what I should have done! Minus the living large on a physician's salary, of course. Instead, I got married. Sigh.

@Ptarmigan: Ed Gein! Perfection!

BEST

"Oops, sorry I knocked you down. Toodles!"

I will admit that on occasion, I do get a craving for baby food peaches.

My emo-ass to the 10th degree daughter doesn't even like the Juno soundtrack. Too acoustic.

I hate TV. Gah.

I love the lady behind her. She's all "Is that Kate Hudson? I think that's Kate Hudson! OMG, that's Kate Hudson!!"

@katastic:

To answer a (probably rhetorical) question from the post ("So did he go down on her? Can you do that with dentures?")

I'm over her.

With a little nip here and a little tuck there, and the addition of some sequins, Samantha Harris's dress would be perfect for figure skating.

Why, why, WHY did I click on that link?? If anyone needs me, I'll be soaking my eyeballs in bleach.

@hortense: THAT made me cackle.