I think she's practicing squatting for when the baby's born.
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I wish they would have asked his thoughts on bandanas. Of course they turn him on.
At our County Fair, in the home building, the local Right-to-Lifers always have a booth set up. I snagged the most hilarious pamphlet this summer, called "Men Hurt Too!" with this 70's-style emo dude on the cover.
LOVE him.
@Archetype: I didn't take it as finger waving at all. Your reaction is my reaction to anything depicting violence to children.
@Archetype: You're totally right. My bad...I blocked it out. I was in college when that movie came out, and a bunch of us went to see it at a film festival. My 40-ish English professor sat beside me. It was like watching it with my dad.
She skeeves me out. Ever since "Kids," where she's sitting there getting screwed/receiving HIV on the couch with this vacant look on her face. I think she had her socks on too, which is always a skeevy look.
passive-aggressive much?
She irks.
Square pegs, anyone?
@blondegrlz: word
So I can't be one of the cool kids if I confess to Folgers?
@hortense: YOU GET HER BUSY BEE!! GO GET BUSY BEE!!
@hamsterpants: Oh, don't get me started on dolls. Puppetmaster, anyone?
@gerbilsinlove: Someone had the bright idea to get me a Lady Elaine Fairchild puppet when I was a kid. Remember her from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood? "Boomerang, Toomerang, Zoomerang." She had a cloth body and this big gigantic scary plastic head. She was banished to the bottom of my brother's toy box.
@Pinkosaurus: omg, me too! Also, ventriloquist dummies. Every single one of them is just waiting to come alive and kill you in the night.
I've dutifully passed on my fear of clowns to both kids. I figure it's one of my jobs as a good mother.
Why do I suddenly crave a cream cheese sandwich?
You have no idea how many hours I've spent laughing over the posts and (especially) comments here. You had me at "The Pick-Up Artist Sealed Our Vaginas Shut," Jezebel! Happy New Year!