Jun 24

Yeah, I think I’m just about done being told how racist I am by this website. Goodbye jalopnik, I'll be over on thedrive.

Jun 5

I think he is saying that you look like a dumbass, which confirms the dumbassery of your comment. But that’s just a guess.

May 26

Why. in. the. hell. wouldn’t you replace the ball joints and seals BEFORE sticking the axle under the Jeep? The fuck is wrong with you man!?

May 20

Whatever Ghosn actually did, I do not trust the Japanese justice system, so I can understand why he would go to such great lengths to get out.

May 5

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!? Read more

May 5

BMW: “Fuck, what are we going to name our new model now?”

Apr 18

It’s literally not a two-stroke engine, "essentially" or not.

Apr 9

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by Read more

Apr 7

The Lady and Hawk, coming from Disney, July 4th 2021.

Mar 31

I mean, it’s not just the women leaving, everyone is on their way out from the whole dang company these days