I get a kick out of his tools. They all look like something my grandfather would have used.

It’s funny watching them drool over some 2.3 liter something and talk about how fast it is. I just think to myself, those poor Brits, so deprived.

And it’s all a drop in the bucket compared to the money we give nations that hate us, and want to see as many of us dead as possible. I doubt you get as worked up over that though.

Only because no matter how you dress yourself up, they all know you have a tiny penis. Sorry bro.

Noooooooooooooooo *runs in slow motion movie style*

DO NOT DO IT!

I just left WP, and I will never go back. Absolutely zero app support. Even the Facebook app is utter shit.

Because their mobile OS is a piece of shit with zero app support and innovation? They have live tiles, neat. But, that’s it. You get a clunky OS with no apps worth mentioning and cheap looking hardware.

No one makes WP devices because WP blows.

The App Gap will always keep MS a third place contender. No way in hell I’m going through that again.

Pass. I spent a year with WP 8.1 and it was the worst mobile experience of my life.

Technically women do, since men can’t have abortions.

It’s interesting how when it can be used against someone, those on this site respect, and think highly of the military. The other 99.9999999% of the time, they spit on them. Convenient.

You’re pretty fucking stupid. It wasn’t an online sex ordering site. It was a dating site for married people. Jesus..

And I bet you think you’re a special little snowflake, don’t you?

And that is why this country is doomed..

Good, participation trophies are an idiotic liberal idea to make the losers feel like winners.

iTunes... Slow piece of ick.

Yes, because no one was busy prior to this generation.

I know quite a few people in the mid-twenties, and they all seem to sleep more, and have less energy than guys my age (39). My 20 year old soon to be son-in-law wears out quicker than I do. I think the fact the majority of them spent most of their childhood sitting on their asses playing video games, versus us who…