I’m a huge, hot, steamy & sweaty hunk of a man...

Have one on me. Later, I will just close my eyes and think of Old Pink.

On what level are we talking here? Like low hanging everyday smug or hi-octane Shkreli smug?

Do I propose marriage to you, or that last paragraph?

Ok now the three of them look like they’re from the same blighted family tree. (sorry Val Kilmer)

Ex-guest of Malfoy Manor and some random guy?

YOUR PURCHASE TO BODEGATRONBOT IS APPRECIATED.

Maybe they were using this as a way to tie in to the lead story, showing how grooming behaviors are used for manipulation under the guise of entertainment.

“Do you pee when you poop? Of course you do. Just pretend you are gonna poop and you’re good to go.”

Oh yeah, same here. There’s a Soulwax mix of this I use too.

“This is how I think of them: cut the wings off and if you just look at their bodies, they’re not that pretty. It’s literally a bug.”

About that last gif:

It’s horrible. I live thousands of miles away, but it’s as if able-bodied Frankensteins plowed their faces through a beauty spa. 

Same here. She even looks like she’s under the influence of something fun. Or trashy. Maybe.

Well I’m team Jennifer Grey’s Old Nose & I’m glad to hear you didn’t change it. As others said, it’s that distinction. Lazy eye, extra fanged tooth, chunky butt... whatever. People do see the forest for the trees.

Did you check under the floorboards?

OH MY GOD IT DOESN’T STOP