I’m waaaaay late to respond, but whatever these twatters are drinking, it sure isn’t Pepsi.

Its never declasse to have ketchup with burnt steak!

Oh God I remember those dumb-ass sayings. To this day I’m STILL perpetually thirsty. Anywhere we went when I was a kid, I’d always ask someone for a glass of water and my mom would want to die of embarrasment.

That tie. That god-awful red tie.

Coldplay were your training wheels.

You sophisticated city types have everything.

“I greet all my students and try to learn their names so I can give them a shout out in class.”

Around attractive people. The nerve.

Same here. Maybe these bikes were welded in line to a frame and there was a break somewhere?!? Many times I see attendees get territorial like that and move their bike away from others, as if all the sweaty people around them have cardio cooties.

Oh God please don’t do porn. Farrah Abraham should be enough of an example why you shouldn’t.

Bless you. One of my favorite random quotes.

Tucker Carlson & Alex Jones proclaimed God tier? It must be Opposite Day/Sick Sad World.

This is my cynical jerk opinion: Selling one size fits all clothing with a rock ‘n roll twist on HSN for the everyday commoner isn’t doing anything for me in the way of empowering.

“And I know I am about to be vociferously lashed in the comments!”

I’m sometimes forced to hear Sean Hannity’s Afternoon Of Hate radio show at work. I roll my eyes just as easily as he rolls right into a LifeLock plug during a bit about illegal refugees stealing our precious identities for untoward citizenry purposes.

I’m sometimes forced to hear Sean Hannity’s Afternoon Of Hate radio show at work. I roll my eyes just as easily as…