Commenting late, but this terror lesbianism fascinates me. Tell me more.

I don't know someone can "peak" in high school unless they have a really shitty life. Even if you have a good time as a teenager, it's a very low level of happiness that can be easily surpassed in adulthood.

They were just making whatever attacks they could. There's no principle to it, it's just business.

I like to say "I'm not racist, but…" and follow it up with innocuous statements that couldn't be construed as racist.

Still not as bad as you catching your mother.

I still did shit like that without the internet for a long time. I was afraid of the internet.

Who sang all the theme songs? Miller or Boyett?

Speaking of being a "liberal wiener," have you been a victim of this yet? https://ca.autos.yahoo.com/…

"Can't" is a loaded term. It assumes that anybody who has more than two drinks is incapable of stopping unless otherwise noted (if that).

It ruins the joke, but otherwise it's fine (and I say that as someone who hates made up names).

Ignore this post.

(Random booming noises)

See, I had the opposite reaction. This episode got me straight-up against Philip.

It is.

Aspies. They're not wrong, though.

I now hold you partly responsible for Loose Change.

You mean they didn't!?

That's good, and also too bad: This was the one trainwreck I was kind of excited for.

"I'll tell you, if I walked on the sun, I'd be toasted!"

Unfortunately, there were no statistics specific to Spring 2004.