I retconned my own character in Dunkirk, so that should be fine.

I have no idea if I’m gray. I don’t look gray to me. But yay, this all added up to something!

Fuck it.

The Prideful Five

Winter is coming…

You don't need an ñ for "Guantanamera."

Of course Henry hasn't put a move on Chris. They are clearly fraternal twins.

I will only read it three more times! Today!

Aaron Carter was in a movie.

And you know who the rapist is because he, and he alone, drinks beer from a blue bottle.

What was Dawes doing on a '90s black sitcom?

But it was in combination with cocaine-laced medications, thus rendering useless the plausible deniability aspect of the sex thing!

And he turns into an airplane!

And Richard E. Grant!

Yes, he did a broad impression of himself.

John Adams pulled off Original Pronunciation fairly successfully.

Linguists say the opposite is happening. At least in America.

As a matter of fact, a majority of Democratic voters said they were voting more "for Clinton" than "against Trump." If anything, the enthusiasm gap favors Clinton.

Oh, it gets better. He was kicked out and sent to military school, where he allegedly took over and pressed the other students into his service.

Oh, man, wait 'til you meet ninth-generation Californios.