Even "Peter Cushing Lives in Whitstable?"

That's not fair: those were two different groups of people. My mother still hates Reagan more than anyone who wasn't a Soviet strategist.

And I'm still constantly unable to login.

Ever since high school, I've made a point of self-identifying as "eeeevil."

At worst, it'll be around for two years before being reduced to an antiquated media signifier of doucheyness.

That's just most Californians. They don't know how to cycle on roads. I hate my state.

But they did wo– you know what? Fuck it.

But is it glorified? Boyle, especially in the early episodes, was pathetic!

You're describing me! And I'm fucking terrified of being described as as "Nice Guy."

I disagree with the 50s-era model. Maybe it's me, but separating men in to "Alphas" and "Betas" seems like the product of post-Vietnam he-man bitterness.

Holiday Armadillo.

I know a guy who's an MRA, a RenFaire fanatic, and wants the Catholic Church to take over the country.

Big with Christian fundementalist preachers right now.

Bitcoin evangelism is the new Afrocentrism.

So they're the new furries?

You're right. Three-cornered hats are way douchier than anything else on the market today.

It was her idea, and frankly I'm terrified of this person.

In retrospect, Animorphs did a pretty good job of bridging the gap between old-school sci-fi/horror series like Goosebumps and high-stakes YA series like Harry Potter.

Do you remember Natalie, the 13-year-old proto-troll from Geocities who was obsessed with Animorphs and cursing constantly?

No it doesn't. When the recession came around, I was the only person in my educational bracket whose family wasn't hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. Although that didn't stop their divorce from temporarily halting my education.