Yeah, but now people feel free to talk about it, which is unpleasant.

Then I must still be in elementary school.

I was 9.

Well, she comes from a film background, but is liable to watch any TV show that's getting buzz. She's a fairweather TV watcher.

Interstingly a lot of ChannelAwesome shows are in there.

The head of my film school.

It's just settled into a really tired formula: Politician says one thing; footage of them saying opposite repeatedly, mugging, Jew joke, random Johnny Carson voice, more mugging, touching nipples, corpsing, Jew joke.

I'm surprised it's gone up so much lately. It hasn't been very entertaining in the last four years or so.

Perhaps they don't realize that without Scotland, the Tories would stay in power forever.

Yeah, but it's got that good bit about kicking the Scots' asses that'll come in handy in September.

At least we now know that that was a huge overreaction, and that the chances of nuclear war in the 1980s were about as high as the chances of Disco coming back.

Yeah, having heard the other national anthems, I've realized that ours kinda sucks.

You can't use that phrase. It was trademarked by Paris Hilton and was unbelievably affirmed by the superior court.

That'd never happen. The people who go to Liberty University are the kind of people who were born into that culture.

Luring Paige into what? Besides a church? I mean, I know this is taking place during the rise of the Christian Right as a political force, but you seem to think there's something deeper.

Maybe it's a Driscoll church, so in a few years she'll be checking out the latest Fine Young Cannibals while her overcompensatingly butch husband beats her.

At least he's more charming than Gerard Butler. Sorry, I can't stop thinking of The Ugly Truth when somebody mentions "screwball romantic comedy."

Saw that wig, saw her, thought "Ariel Winter in 20 years."

Yeah, there's a big gap between religious affiliation and religious attendance.

It's tough to be a Republican today. You gotta dress like an oversized little boy, be poorly spoken, say everything in coded racial slurs… Alex P. Keaton just couldn't hack it in this day and age.