I guess Henry was right about that new car!

Did your ex bet you that it was sung by Dustin Hoffman?

Everytime I hear the title of this movie, I keep thinking "Are you also divergent, friend?" And it makes we wish I was watching that movie instead.

Sometimes that happens to me; other times I click to login and nothing happens, sometimes the screen goes white with no login window.

Insert shameless promotion:

When I was a kid, do-rags were called makiadanna.

Is that legal?

Liked for knowing the word "Haredi."

*Mussulmen.

Forced to wear lingerie at all times.

If only she'd been a field agent.

(Michael Oren shakes his head as if to say "all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again")

That's a low-blow to a guy with the balls to wear a Fat Guy Hat.

That's me. Normally, like when this site is actually working, it's Clark from The Americans.

Good good good, good good double good.

It was just one, and it was pretty unsexy if I recall. At least his description of it was.

Welcome to Hot Topic!

Not everywhere. There are many non-rhotic areas, most in America, wherein the two are not homophonous.

I just feel like "slutty-" anything isn't sexy.

How did that show ever get on the air with that name?