That's what Hollywood gets for thinking that teenagers are shorter than adults.

But easier to avoid on a day-to-day basis.

Even when the movie sucked, he was good.

Is that fair? Zac Efron came out of the Disney machine, so it's possible he just didn't get the opportunity to do meatier roles.

Everytime someone mentions that movie, I think they're talking about The Paper Brigade. Now that was a movie!

I had no idea Italians were hispanic!

There should be storms battering us like all hell from the Pacific, but it's being held back by a wall of hot air that won't go away, and nobody knows why. I think God is belatedly punishing us for the imminent canonization of Junipero Serra.

Was it disappointing for the reason I think it was?

Except that the Show After Friends™ was usually the 4th or 5th highest-rated show on television.

I once saw a single episode of Suddenly Susan being played over and over on a cruise ship.

"She's a princess" is such shit. If a real princess was like that, the masses would have beheaded her early on.

Old nurses uniforms are in dire need of a comeback. Today they look like shit.

I think that ties into the Doctor's little spiel at the end: He's changing and so are we. Doctor Who was only ever a cult phenomenon in America before the revival; it's never going back to that.

In just two episodes, Gallifrey has become a worthy successor to the fireworks factory.

Opera Punk gets it. It's cultural time-travel, like watching old commercials or Bond films.

Kumail in that drawing looks dispiritingly similar to Charlie Sheen.

Dear television: Why are you still trying to make Jon Bernthal a thing?

I respectfully disagree. 2013 was one of the duller years in recent memory, and thus seemed longer. This fall has gone by stupid fast, though.

Shoulda gotten off at Crackton.

I'm on Chrome as well. When I hover over the gear symbol at the top of the website, it's just the front page in a too-small window!