Because the financial institutions have just realised that the CEO is now under the thumb and will be spending most of his weekends at Home Depot?

I once read how Merchant seamen were sometimes spat on during WWII because people thought that they had an easy ride as they weren't fighting in Europe!

Nah, Lamborghini Police cars are where it's at....

They only do that kind of thing in France.

How do we know that aliens didn't recently put it there?

I think that Foxconn have a few facilities that they could use for that kind of work, plus the Chinese labour costs would be much lower as a bonus!

I've always thought that George Lucas was as discerning as Krusty The Clown when it comes to merchandise.

I hope that it doesn't have a historically accurate number of lifeboats.

I was just going to suggest that Rupert Murdoch might want to buy it.

Having seen this guy's handwriting, I can now understand how the whole Iraqi WMD intelligence balls up occured.

Is that when the coupon expired?

So she dumped him as soon as the film was finished? Nice one Sasha!

The one that has whiskey in the drop tanks.

But I bet a greater proportion of poor people play it, plus it costs them a larger portion of their income to do so.

Or just a tax on the poor.

No, I totally agree. Then again I find that a lot of these shoots in the "mens" magazines look really tacky and totally unsexy.

The real solution is...

If you think that's lame, then go back and watch the duel between Ben Kenobi and Vader at the end of New Hope. Admittedly Alec Guiness was 62 when he did them, but they do look like two pensioners fighting over the last custard cream.

"Shut up and give us your money!" would be an awesome new advertising slogan for Apple.

They often rename ships that have been in accidents like this, so that your average passenger isn't aware of the ships "history".