But she'll only waste the money on ivory chopsticks, silk kimonos etc.

Only for those who have no shame.

"Your MILF sucks cocks in hell"

But one of them was introduced to the show as she was Howard's girlfriend and the other was introduced because she was a dating match for Sheldon. The show is about a bunch of male friends who work at the same place, where neither of the female scientists work.

Nah, it was because he had just watched Body Of Evidence on VHS.

That's because she's only in the show because of the fact that she's in a relationship with one of the main characters. It's a show about a group of male University professors and their relationships, it's not about Microbiologists.

I don't know if this a peculiarly English thing, but on Ebay.co.uk there are loads of Mother's Day cards that says things like "Sorry mum for ruining your vagina" or other similarly charming words.

You said USA twice.

Are you being serious?

*digs out my Lost/BSG crossover fan fiction*

In Moonlight he was originally cast as the wooden stakes.

*Masi Oka quietly weeps*

People only watch the show in the hope that there might be a scene with Scott Caan in a bikini.

Like a lot of rappers he damaged his career by staying alive.

Edgar disagrees.

From Damon Dash who got them from an Iraqi with good hair.

Made from African Bee's wax as the sound is warmer.

His wife once found him wearing her underwear as he was into CD.

Pur-lease, Minidiscs are where it's at.

I did the same thing, but with a waterfall.