And they often end up losing their cherry pie.

And the mental trauma of finding out that he was adopted.

Britney's Latina friend shurely?

I'd go so far as to say this deal is getting worse all the time.

You just had to turn the conversation blue didn't you?

That and Legally Blonde of course.

That explains why she won, 3/5s of the competition was English. It's like in 97 where there were four English nominees, but Helen Hunt won it that year

You'd still be being breastfed.

She was great in Nathan Barley all those years ago.

As a middle aged man I thought that the most realistic scene in the last series was when Steve and Rob were looking at bunch of good looking young women and saying how they are now at the age where they are basically invisible to them.

Okay Paul, we'll just go back to calling you a smug twat then shall we?

"How Labour threw open doors to mass migration in secret plot to make a multicultural UK"

Last night a DJ groped my client with a broken heart.

It's where she keeps her secret stash of McRibs.

No, that's Keira Knightley that you're thinking of.

So will you get 90% through a mission only to find that a card is missing so you can't complete it?

Getting the Brown Worm.

Hacker jail is the one that's on a space station…….orbiting Mars!

Corpsewashing?

I believe that Katy Perry is available. For jury duty that is.