But he didn't say it was a Metallica album.

Is that like an even worse version of EMF?

When the kids rediscover MiniDiscs I'll be the coolest guy in town.

And that's why McCartney wrote Band on The Run back in 73.

It was called a brown paper bag back then.

And the alphabet as well.

No teenager wants the Matrix Reloaded explained to them by their parents.

It's like 2Pac and Biggie all over again.

Hasn't Martin Sheen been arrested about 60 times in the time it has taken this amateur to get arrested once? Even Shailene is doing better than you Mr Cromwell and she's a girl!

Funnily enough there was a Star Trek episode where they found out that warp drives were damaging the environment in some regions of space.

Well in prison many vegetarians are forced to eat meat….

Hey, that's our word. You can't use it.

Not for very long.

“Caucasian-looking men who are over 18 and between 5’10” and 6’1” are sought. You must be very physically fit, with muscular and defined arms. (Subject: FIT)"

Show?

Perhaps she's just getting Nicole's sloppy seconds?

"Try to make this crap sound funny"

She also once sued her cousin for ripping off her Mosquito design.

That's because you can only sign up at high tide.

He's an extra so he'll just be pleased that someone has actually referred to him as an actor.