Katy tried it and she didn't like it, despite what you might have heard.

I didn't even realise how satirical Gulliver's Travels was until I saw that brilliant TV version that Ted Danson did a few years ago. I thought it was just a story about a guy who visits a land with small people, a bit like a period drama version of Return Of The Jedi.

Didn't she used to be a prisoner or something?

Does she actually work for WB though? Looking at her credits it looks as if she just happens to work on the same films as her husband.

To be fair you are Hitler. Shaving off your moustache and changing your name didn't fool anyone.

Actually her name is Stone Emma as Chinese people have their names the opposite way round.

And she had lovely role as Ted Levine's wife in Monk.

Yeah, but to be fair it was featured in the Don't Get Too Into This Show section.

He's an airline pilot.

Right…… and next you'll be telling us that Alan Shepard wasn't the first man in space.

If you read all of the film credits you will notice that David Mamet thanks a Mr Hutz for his advice.

For years I didn't realise that The Fog and The Mist were actually two different stories.

She's like a lot of the high end professional models in that she's attractive, but also weird looking.

As someone once sang, nice video, shame about the song

Or at least that's what your parents told you…

Salma Hayek shows off her Rosebud.

That's not true as she got the undying gratitude of millions of men.

Hey, it's not his fault that his business got flooded and he's not fully insured either.

Young Men's Cock Arena?

I was once in talks with Sofia Boutella. She said "f**ck off you creep."