Showing yet again that real life is more murdery than fiction.

Amateur. I pretend that I've seen the film.

What time is is Mr Sansweet?

I live in Manchester.

That's because he didn't say that terrorist attacks are 'part and parcel of life in a big city' like Mr Khan did.

If she was in short sleeves you'd be able to tell for sure.

Everyone had Julie. Even Dr Bricker.

Are you talking about the rare 2nd release version with the vinyl cape?

They actually had "action figures" for the 70s TV show The Love Boat. Now that really would be an embarrassing collection to have.

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small air duct, right below the main door. The shaft leads directly to the storage room."

What's IMDB?

And the DP persuaded her to do DP.

And no white celebs have had their nudes leaked have they? And how many people actually harassed her? 10, 50, 100?

Can someone make a diagram to visualize the plot of this film, also using clever word play if possible.

Well it's not the worst Tinder profile that I've seen.

I believe it's called Duck Dynasty Chic.

Why not try the The Heigl Career Rollercoaster.

So historical accuracy is a bad thing?

It's an amusement park in Iowa. It has rides such as the Grey's Anatomy Ghost Train which is haunted by the ghosts of T.R. Knight, Katherine Heigl and Isaiah Washington.

So that Jada doesn't start a CannesSoWhite hashtag?