Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

Who would give up mouth stuff for a (short!) vacation?! (answer: everyone who’s voted so far but me). Are you guys for serious?

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

“Sixteen Candles” is one of the funniest movies of all time but it would never be made today considering that it includes a date rape and main characters that refer to each other as fags and retards and includes an Asian character named Long Duck Dong.

What a load of garbage. Democrats are far from perfect. They are politicians and so are, by their very nature, compromised and serving many different agendas, but I don’t understand how in 2017 you can look back at the Obama presidency and forward at the Trump one and think “eh, these are basically the same”.

I get the sense there are a lot of media “progressives” out there who lose that progressivism right quick if it negatively affects them in any way.

I have just seen too many brilliant subtle and muted performances that are able to add depth to a character and Affleck totally fell flat to me. HAVE I MENTIONED OSCAR ISAAC SHOULD HAVE WON FOR INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS??

This is why Brie Larson is going to be a Marvel superhero, and Casey Affleck is just an asshole with a fugly beard.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

I actually found that this was a delightful throwback to probably the best Gawker series of all times, the “Best Restaurant in the World” posts where Caity Weaver and Rich Juzwiak would go to tacky restaurants and review them like fine dining.

probably best to stay away from women altogether as your contempt comes through pretty clearly here.

*slowly raises hand* I almost always date guys my own age (in my early 30s). However, the most sexually adventurous guy I ever had a friends-with-benefits thing with was a divorced, white, legit Silver Fox, CEO type who wore suits like he was born to it. However, the straight-laced corporate exterior was an illusion;…

That looks like a bunch of sleep masks woven together.

Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.”

Clipping coupons is tedious and time-consuming if you’re out to save any appreciable amount of money. I’d never dream of trying to force my spouse into doing it unless it was already one of his hobbies. If clipping coupons is so important to you, why don’t you do it yourself and give the coupons to her? (Assuming…

This is so deliciously good.

Du Bois was engaged in an ideological argument with Booker T. Washington, who argued that Black youth needed a solid foundation in the vocations rather than scholarship, in order to become “productive” members of society. Du Bois felt that they were entitled to a rounded liberal arts education, in order to become not…