Oh I thought emotional mess, I rather enjoyed Rachel Getting Married

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

It was a general joke, not one specifically about refugees.

Jezebel is by no means innocent of clickbaiting, but the Pissing Contest is a noble Cyberspace Sport, not to be summoned willy-nilly nor sullied by capitalist internet data.

It’s all true! We would have to raise the prices of goods like the “Big Mac” by over 4%! I’m not going to live in an America where I have to pay an additional $0.17 for a shitty hamburger just so that a bunch of poors can earn a living wage!

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Go outside, turn around 3 times and spit! Right now! Go, go, go! 

As soon as the scene starts where she’s wearing that sweater, I just start bawling my face off. It’s Pavlovian at this point.

I too am narrowing my eyes judgementally at them. I mean, if you want to do a hyper-realistic, gritty of a girl in a frontier town just before the turn of the last century do it, but don’t drag a beloved children’s character into it. That’s Janey from Lonesome Dove, not Anne of Green Gables.

HOW DARE YOU

she didn’t deserve any of the hate she got. we made fun of her for being thirsty for an oscar when everyone in the industry is. why did she get singled out?

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

I loved that about Florida, too. And the big fat iguanas chilling in the parking lot.

I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.

thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.

Tim Kaine: good for America, terrible for my Daddy issues :(