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Ooh, he’s like a long-faced catfish. <sigh>

I forget who said this, but someone once said that Grande has “the voice of an angel...if that angel’s mouth was filled with marbles.”

Claire McCaskill is running neck and neck in a state that Trump won by 18 points, and nonetheless decided against voting for Kavanaugh. Ladies and gentlemen, that is what political courage looks like.

First: what happened to Uma is a travesty, and I hope there are serious consequences.

2000s fashion was horrible. The teens were doing great, it was all 90s part deux, until cold shoulders came along. Cold shoulders are the worst. I can’t until 10 years from now when cold shoulders are #1 on the list of 2010s fashion what were we thinking and I can be super smug and be like I called that in 2016! Just

People who don’t make the crust from scratch.

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

I’m not allowed to wear dresses, but even if I could, this would make me look like a fancy potato.

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Actually, your abilities to talk about your pay to other workers has been federally protected for about 80 years:

I’m sorry.

I got together with some friends of mine yesterday, one of whom worked for Pence several years ago. She can’t stand him, said his weirdo women-as-only-sexual threats thing permeates his office. He won’t meet with any staff alone if they are female so no women ever were given senior positions. She felt it was a form of

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

You’re just proving you’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks which doesn’t make you look cool.

The only people I know who think it is unrealistic are men.

Also DISCLOSE when making edibles. Don’t be like my ex-friend Steve*, who brought a platter of chocolate Rice Krispie treats to a party, and told no one they contained pot.

What the fuck?

I need these gummy bears to help me with the pain. The pain of having to deal with this endless scrolling article bullshit. I need to get so blazed that when I click on an article about dank gummies, I get so stoked that I scroll right by and end up reflecting on my weed induced state and start to question my choices.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

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