soon they will go blind

Yeah, I hear you. Yesterday, Bernie’s facebook page posted a status about the pay gap between men and women. So many bros came forward to say that it didn’t exist. I almost sobbed.

“shrill” – defined as “the rising shrill of women’s voices”– and “psyche” – for which the example sentence is, “I will never really fathom the female psyche”. “Grating”, defined as “sounding harsh and unpleasant”, was illustrated with the phrase “her high, grating voice”, while the adjective “nagging” used the…

Calm down there, Satan.

yyayaayayayayyayay!

It’s really not funny anymore. I can’t imagine anyone else saying this and being in the race the next day. Can you imagine if Obama had said it?

omg a walking artichoke

“Right now 50% of all the lactic acid is held by the top 1% of runners. I want to stop the 4 min and 5 minute milers from controlling all the lactic acid in this country.”

Or how about.... Cones of Dunshire?

It's widespread by definition.

“Say my name.”

White Men Can’t Clap

I LOVE THIS. But where are the beepers???

This just makes me feel old as fuck.

I was totally telling Hux to listen to this mixtape last month. He has such shit taste in music.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

LOOK HOW COOL HER BLUE MAKEUP STRIPE IS

vagina wants, what vagina wants

Don’t repeat corporate propaganda without Googling first. Liebeck originally asked for $20k to cover medical expenses (her 3rd degree burns required skin grafts) and loss of income. When McDonalds refused to settle they went to trial. The jury was so horrified by the willful and gross negligence that they awarded her…