The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

Kind of a knee jerk reaction, if you ask me

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

It's a bold move to throw a new cutter into his arsenal this late in the season.

One of those dudes is my cousin Nathan. He always wanted to be Famous.

And John Daly is simply a pint destroyer.

Ted Williams Lost In the Numbest Way

Jason Pierre-Paul Lost in the Thumbest Way

“I don’t need to watch this stupid video.”

I bet the Cards were stealing faxes from the Astros back then too.

Yeah, but only a little one.

...except go on the team outing to Six Flags.

You didn’t bring up the most fun thing about Altuve: 5'5".

I for one am glad Vineyard Vines have stepped up for us MMA fans that have more discerning tastes in clothes and shun the look of Affliction tee shirts.

Worked with Dale Earnhardt.

Goddammit.