OBJ caught something here. <attention of NY media changing direction>

tl;dr Came here only for for the link on the eat shit wrapping paper

Altuve will get to 1000 career hits in August annnnd turned 26 in May.

Escaped Enron (field) quicker than those retirement savings

Astros minor leaguer lost his life a week ago on a motorcycle also in DR. Although the road to the big leagues isn’t a given. Terrible that they had worked that hard and gone so soon.