My 1982 Mercury Capri RS tells me about burnt out bulbs, but not tire pressure (of course).

Good luck getting up the boat ramp with 5500 pounds behind you in a RWD station wagon. Roadmasters are badass, I get it. Just not the right tool for this job.

If you need more people a Durango V8 would be a great option, it’s skinny and is basically a Grand Cherokee but has the 3rd row that could be useful for your boat-mates.

I really wish they had covered that it was my main thought the whole time too!

This is fucking ridiculous, they can’t even stop looking like morons for a week or two while the whole country protests their actions. Get it to fucking gether.

Oh you mean like how Trump said he intends to send active duty military to states that the governors don’t deploy national guard in?

I appreciate the update but that interior footage could’ve been from any time they ever road in a BearCat somewhere. It presents zero evidence that that’s what the guy said at that exact moment in that location.

I’m watching this video and thinking, “Why do I care so much about this little electric car?!?!?!” and the only thing I can figure is that it’s due to your pure excitement. It’s amazing how happy and excited you are to be figuring this little thing out and it’s definitely what makes it awesome.

I didn’t score a free bike just to spend 93 dollars on the damn replacement seat!

I didn’t score a free bike just to spend 93 dollars on the damn replacement seat!

This bull shit never goes away because of this line right here “According to Complex, the police eventually arrived but saw there was nothing pressing going on and declined to take any action.” Fuck that. There was something pressing going on, that white lady is harassing the fuck out of someone for just existing in…

fuck this shit.

You said not to tell you to fire, but can we tell you to hire? Stef, Kristen, and Alanis would be great to have all back on the team.

that happens to me with a bunch of old Kinja’d GIFs I made years ago.

If you want to stay free of the grays, you better pay your Jalopnik Gold Membership.

wow that’s crazy high gas prices! We’re experiencing the lowest prices in the last 20 years right now.

Wow so only everything has changed? LOL

100% agree BlazinAce! Been a while - how have you been?!?! 

buy one that’s 2 years old, let someone else take the depreciation hit on the Genesis manual.

I signed up to be a parent and continue going to work. No where in the plan was I informed that schools would be shut down and the daycare option would not be available. So here I am at home working with a 3 and 7 year old running around. When I would normally be at my office and they would be at school.

Hey Jeepin’! Aly was awesome and the whole reason we were all in the top 5. I’m glad I was able to kick in an answer or two to help out!