Hi Everyone, the last title for an update about the water toys affectionately referred to as the Fanny Pack I had UH-OH in the headline.

WOW Kia’s new Telluride sold over 5,000 units in it’s first full month

So I got around to doing a compression test, the Polaris (Fanny) is probably fine, but the Yamaha (Pack) is.....destroyed. 1 cylinder had 145 and the other had literally zero. No compression at all. Fannt is a bit low on the rear cylinder (it rear out at 120, 125, 75), but a tank of gas/oil may clear that up - I’ll…

I’ve posted quite a few times on here in the past about potentially buying a boat or a PWC. Some of you are kind enough to my wallet that you’ve tried to talk me out of it.

Aright mysterious Secret Senna, you got me good with the packaging! Should have saw it coming based off the box stripe. Here’s the unboxing progress! (My almost 2 year old daughter and my dog were trying to “help” the whole time)

Last month we had to replace our Jeep Commander, The IceBox. You guys saw we snagged a really cool JKU Rubicon with crazy low miles.

Well I’m sure most of you saw the lifted Jeep Commander known as IceBox was totaled.

No shock to anyone it was declared a total loss yesterday.

I’m a day late as I wasn’t online yesterday, but here’s my ultra American OPPO sticker on my Mexican built Mercury!

I obviously hate myself because I so desperately want an older Yamaha Exciter 270. Why have 1 difficult to maintain 2 stroke jet engine on a jet ski when you can have TWO difficult to maintain 2 stroke jet engines on a boat?!

I caught the tail end of the fire department putting out a fire on the highway today, finally something useful out of my dashcam.

Don’t forget to jump into this post and RSVP! It’s coming up fast! May 19th!

Yes you read that correctly. This guy is legit plowing (and has 2 guys hop out with snowblowers) in a Lincoln Mark LT. He uses it over the summer as a landscaping truck and I wasn’t able to get a picture. But I’ve caught him now.

But at least I’ll get there fast.

And Steve in Manhattan hit it out of the park. A 1981 Mercury Capri brochure was the highlight of the package, with an awesome Mercury Cyclone shirt, a shaving set and a hot wheels to finish it off!

So we flew to visit my parents in SC for Christmas. This was our first flight with 2 kids (one still an infant). When I landed I had a text from my mom saying “Rent a car right away when you land!” That was suspicious. It was also December 23rd at 11 o’clock at night at a 16 gate airport - Savannah/Hilton Head. So we…

Hey guys! Stinger build and price is up!