As if Leo goes down.

How great it must feel to do something charitable and have the credit go to your ex boyfriend.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

sean lennon seems less human and more hipster reduction.

Goddammit.

Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Counterpoint: I would happily look at that picture twenty times a day and twice at midnight.

Pam Shriver was SO negative towards Serena the whole match. Talking about the faces she was making and how sloppy she looked. It was infuriating.

I do not mean to be offensive to the owner of those feet, but they are really freaking me out.

And now I’m sad because giraffes ain’t hurt nobody.

Yes.

Oh, a bunch of under 30's folks have things to say about diet and exercise? I'm riveted.

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

I guess the way you I made you feel didn’t turn you on.

Truth.

Mets Social Media Intern: So what kind of picture do we want? We can go with Tebow playing football, swinging a bat, accepting the Heisman, a lot of good choices here.

That looks like a font I’d use on my teen domain in 1999.

I agree. It was a total dick move.