Moisture hitting the residual juice reminds me of an old Fark story about someone drinking tea made from poison ivy and it was ok until the oil hit the anus.

Scott would be great if he wasn’t so terrible.

Awesome gif

Oh its probably a ruse. Must keep the Kardashian name in news cycle. But if not I’m here for the drama because I’m petty. So let me just sit here and wait for more info.

“Metal Letters on the Wall: What Can YOU Spell?"

The nice thing about having God in your life is that you don’t have to take responsibility for any decisions.

I know! My mom loves this show and I really like the design style of Joanna. My Mom is always like “oohh where they live is so nice and affordable” and I’m like “It’s Waco Mom, THAT’S WHY!” But she still doesn’t get it (cause she’s am old suburban Chinese Canadian lady and doesn’t know anything about Texas).

Goddamnit.

Boo. I didn't want to know that.

I notice the Katie Holmes breakup comes suspiciously hot on the heels of Josh Jackson’s separation announcement.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAZWOPER

Off Topic: Tom and Heidi were on Celebrity Rehab together and said they had to quit partying with Juliette Lewis because they couldn’t keep up with her.

Jackie and Hyde was such a weird pairing, I did not like. But Jackie and Fez was even worse. Those last seasons really sucked

The “dollar store Rambos” are apparently from my hometown. My feelings on this can be best described as violent cringing.

A bag hidden under the nanny’s mattress contained a large amount of her hair, which Huang allegedly ripped from the woman’s head. The nanny had been hiding it so Huang wouldn’t find it “and force her to eat it,” the complaint said.

I’ve always wondered if old rockers who dye their hair (McCartney, Jagger, and all the dudes that look like old ladies now) dye their pubes, too. Or maybe they shave it all off? Do they care if the curtains don’t watch the drapes?

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”