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I could never have been a fwb with someone i liked - never. It’s a recipe for heartbreak - i really doubt i would get into a situation where a relationship would start that way because i just know myself and would not start.

Glasgow is very nice (and i’m Canadian). An elderly woman walked way out of her way to personally show me a bus stop i had trouble finding. Conversational with a good sense of humour. I lived near a chip shop run by (mostly?) Turkish people and they said they knew i wasn’t Glaswegian because i would stand quietly

My friend, who is Turkish, has a sister that was a nanny in London UK for a year. The first family she served, the father ended up wanting a nanny that spoke Mandarin instead, so he could have one that also doubled as his translator when he went to China on business and wouldn’t cost him extra. So, to get rid of her,

We’re also Canadian haha. She’s very Italian Catholic but still, no excuse. We were talking birth control at lunch and as soon as she mentioned it, i told her that is totally false, you can’t tell me that a huge percentage of women are walking around with whatever an aged vagina is. She just shrugged and said, ‘Well,

He’s also really good with Rosie O’Donnell on the new Match Game. Not even kidding, Alec Baldwin is a good host and everything. Now i don’t have to miss Brett and Charles anymore from the original.

I don’t know! And i absolutely have no clue how an otherwise seemingly intelligent woman actually bought into that idea. I was gobsmacked when she told me that, like it was just natural fact.

The craziest thing i heard was, when my early 30s, Catholic, coworker mentioned that at the family planning clinic she goes to (i’m pretty sure it’s Catholic), the woman there told her she shouldn’t go on birth control pills because ‘birth control pills age your vagina so ‘down there’ you will look like an 80 year old

Tuba, seriously. I’m also female, tall, but at the time really thin. It looked weird but i thought it was hilarious.

My sister had 4 kids (boys and girls) and she sighed, ‘They ALL look like HIM’

I think both is great too - and the arts and crafts houses, art deco...even constructivism which a lot of people hate, i love! It’s ok to have super modern furniture in a victorian for example.

He really seemed like such a good person in that doc, can’t highly recommend it enough. I was especially impressed that of all the huge society events he goes to, he always refuses food or anything else from them because he just wants to do his work. That’s real class.

He was brilliant on Newswire, i think his talents were wasted on Star Wipe. There wasn’t nearly enough ‘bite’ for him to write about. I miss him and Amelie on the avclub.

I love saying this for any vague inconvenience in my life that is rectified. *A skunk sprayed the house but now the smell is gone* ‘Our long national nightmare is now over.’

‘Sentient Pinterest Board’ is the best summation of Taylor Swift i’ve ever heard.

Mine are very close to these (but with a purple sheen which they don’t currently carry). They are shinier than all the other silver ones i’ve seen but i adore them. They aren’t super pointy but definitely not round toe. People stop me in the street to ask about them all the time and they’re very comfortable mens style

My folks are really old-fashioned (and overprotective when younger) and when i was a kid in the 80s, I had tubes in my ears so my mother made me wear an awful textured (think - hot water bottle) swimming cap in the pool to ‘protect my ears so as not to have the tubes fall out and to protect my hair so i didn’t catch a

When i worked in animation i swear one girl’s contract was not renewed because she wore heels that clacked loudly on the wood floors of our loft space we worked in. She’d loudly walk by and my boss would look irritated. In that place everyone wore jeans, t shirts, and sneakers.

Trying in public is super hard in general because the rejection would be also very public. I’ve never even been able to pick someone up at a bar or anything, it’s too much pressure. I’m in my 30s now and one of the last single people in friend groups. If i’m at a gathering and there’s one or two single guys there i

I’m a single (i think pretty decent looking?) woman and I can never make eye contact with nice looking guys at the grocery store :( I feel ridiculous, it’s not just you!