Mazda 787B. Nuff said.

In a perfect world all cars would have a common battery, and we could create a quick-change station where you just drop your discharged battery and hook up a charged one in the same time it takes to fill up a gas tank.

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

Make ridehailing drivers have 2 plates or require a unique ID on the windshield...like cabs.

It’s somehow actually worse than a Van Down by the River (tm).

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

Low load height, quirky, and cheap? I think I know what you need:

Checks out. My then-three-year-old was the first to notice that the McLaren P1 at the local car meet had a nameplate in the door that clearly read “MP4-12C”

I... I can’t believe I’m saying this...
This needs to get sandblasted and rusted over.
Like, all over.

Lean into the maximum madness.

Its a rebuilt title you can’t even guarantee “Honda” reliability on that one. Not saying I wouldn’t ever buy a rebuilt title, because I have, but that was a fairly simple 02 Chevy S10 that had some accident damage that was a cheap second vehicle for when I needed a truck not a big expensive loaded to the gills Acura…

My first car was a ‘56 Bel-Air. I’m not quite that old — it was 30+ years old at the time. The answer is Armstrong™ power steering.

People were used to constantly using their bodies to accomplish physical tasks, so they had the upper body strength to easily turn a steering wheel. Plus the steering wheels were much, much larger, so it was easier to get the leverage needed by grabbing it up high then pulling it towards you with one arm while the…

Tullamarine Freeway near Melbourne, Australia

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

People buy appliances online. Lots of people treat cars like appliances. This is just the marketplace catching up.

Yeah, they’re here, but not like they are in warmer climes. For the most part, they’re not a problem here. In say, Georgia, they’re in every single house, building, garage, shed, under every log, rock, etc. unless you actively wage war against them.

I am all about redundancy. If my jackstands were to fail, I have my hydraulic jack in place to save my ass. 

I work on my own cars and am pretty uncomfortable about being crushed.

Eighties cars sucked too. Soooo many vacuum lines.