“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

How about the new pop up ads when reading on your phone? 

You don’t enjoy the soothing tones of J.K Simmons with Burt and Ernie selling insurance every time you click on a blog?

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

The fact that this exact scenario hasn’t happened yet is what convinced me there was some sort of league-wide collusion against him. Like, nobody wants to take the heat from MAGA dipshits for making him their starter? Ok, fine, the NFL is full of paper tigers, that’s not surprising. But the fact that nobody’s even will…

One will never know, but I listen to the “flagship” station of the Ravens every day (listening right now to Jarret Johnson).

I forgot the details but wasn’t the rumor was that Harbaugh would have been fine with Kaepernick playing QB years ago if not for Baltimore’s flag-humping owner blocking it.

Its gotta be demoralizing for a defense to routinely do everything right and have Lamar run 15 yards to convert a third down.  The Ravens are consistently having scoring drives of 10+ plays that last 7-10 minutes and just exhausting a defense.  I’m interested to see if any D coordinator starts trying something new…

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

Nah he’d be bonding with Guice at the team doctors right now while Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors figure out if the infection will cause him to lose a leg

say what?

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

The Chargers play in Nashville now? 

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result.