Hey man, leave Joey Crawford alone.

Yo, Capela hung on the rim but you just called two straight Techs so let your buddy call it or let it go. Seriously, thats some middle school CYO basketball shit.

And it'd hold more weight if it wasn't spineless and completely glute-kissing towards the boss.

Jonathan Allen’s tweet of support would carry a touch more weight if he’d bothered to spell his coach’s name correctly.

And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

Cool. Meanwhile Jon Gruden woke up at 3am to trade away the his starting offensive line for a 4th round pick and some frozen Trump Steaks.

Watching Steelers fans on Twitter complain about a BS defensive pass interference call in the 1st half was....something. It was a bad call, but apparently there are actually Yinzers out there who think the Steelers never get calls.  Seriously.

“And yet Drew Brees, despite coming up short his entire life, was able to overcome this adversity to win tonight. He wears his shortcoming like a mark upon his cheek, but doesn’t let the detractors prevent him from winning.”

Saints fan here, and who doesn't hate the Steelers; but that was a great goddamn game that damn near killed me. I will not have a voice tomorrow and will definitely have a hangover, so... all in all the reason I watch football. I even felt a little bad for Pittsburgh, which I am entirely sure would not be reciprocated…

Complete with 1-99 record.

The Lions are the NFL equivalent of Punch Out’s “Glass Joe.”

God, they sound like the type of rich, American assholes who know they’re cultured because they’ve exclusively dined on overpriced white-linen meals in NY/LA for the past two decades. She’s right, though, Reggio Emilia isn’t Venice or Rome, it’s two hours from one and four from the other. Kinda like Pittsburgh in…

Does she realize there are no Pittsburgh teams to be had at 10 million Euros?

Ah, but this is a classic misdirection. By copping to having “been the bitch” it makes it sound like she took on the burden of a role that someone would have to play- like when one parent has to “be the bad guy” and take a kid to the doctor for shots. It excuses otherwise negative behavior and makes the actor somehow…

Alicia sounds like she’s gunning for the role of Ugly American #3 in Adam McKay’s “Casablanca” reimagining.

Cost cutting became her priority, in a way that felt personal. Every dime squandered was a direct hit to the family’s net worth.

$10 million Euros would buy a LOT of Botox

Remember when the glowing NY Times piece about Piazza’s ownership quoted him shitting all over Italian food in St. Louis and then having to do a public mea culpa with Nelly. Now he’s shitting all over Pittsburgh. Can’t wait to see what awful Yinzer they dig up to have dinner with Mike and his wife this time. 

I ripped the mask off so many faces.

He traveled.